Give Jon a Dollar: The Rap Song

Hello there. How have you been?
No. No, my name is not Ken.
My name is Jon.
And, no, I'm not interested in Yen.

I want dollars.
Holla, Holla.
Spend before they upend, from Federal Reserve debasement.
Better act quick.....before the dollar is just an encasement.

North to the South, East to the West.
Value for Value. A noble quest.
You help me, I help you.
We change the world, we bring in the new.

Bow Wow Wow, Yippy Yo, Yippy Yay.
Have you given a Dollar to Jon today?

Hey, hey, hey.
There is no need to pray.
Just pull out your credit card....
and Pay, Pay, Pay.

You can do it Peeps!
No need to weep.
This is Value for Value.
No need to be cheap.

Be a Peep, or one of Jon's Girls.
Ladies, it's simply a fact.
Jon will make you famous.
He will put the jheri in your curl.

Now, now. Dry your eye.
I will not be singing "I Believe I can Fly".
But realize that giving Jon a Dollar....
is as American as Apple Pie.

Oh, my, my.
Jon gives Advice?
All gather round.
Let's roll the dice.

To network is human.
To give is divine.
A small price for friendship....
is not something you should leave behind.

Holla, Holla, Give Jon a Dollar.
Holla, Holla, Give Jon a Dollar.
Holla, Holla, Give Jon a Dollar.

Do not wait until May.
No, No.
Donate today.
Value for value, you now have a say.

On this page, you can donate away.
Tell your friends you have been here...
and let us seize the day.

Holla, Holla, Give Jon a Dollar.

Sing it!

Holla, Holla, Give Jon a Dollar.

Sing it with me baby!

(Feel free to make your own Give Jon a Dollar rap in the comments box below)

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